Sarcastic Gamer Exclusive by Lono

SOURCE: gamertrader.org

Activision is set to reveal it’s latest Guitar Hero III perhiperal at the Tokyo Game Show on September 23, 2007. Dubbed the “CrotchRokr” this peripheral will be used in conjunction with it’s planned DLC for Guitar Hero II and III coming out later this fall.

Activision’s Seth Lanning explains, “You plug it into your 360 and when you download any of our content from Xbox Live Marketplace, the CrotchRokr kicks you in the nuts!”

Guitar Hero uberfan known only as “LemmyLover” spent some time with the prototype and said, “Its great, I mean you may not realize that you’re getting ripped off when you pay 6 bucks for covers, but the CrotchRokr really drives that home with a swift kick in the nuts!”

Looks like fans will have their hands full this fall with the release of the CrotchRokr. In other news, Activision has released another DLC pack with covers of the hits, Right Said Fred’s “I’m too sexy,” Milli Vanilli’s “Blame it on the Rain” and the megahit from Dokken “Dream Warriors!”

Pre-orders of the Special Edition CrotchRokr with Custom Guitar Hero jock strap and cup are selling fast! Order yours Today!Do you love Milli Vanilli? Please kill yourself. (kidding, but not really) The rest of you, head over to our FORUMS and sound off!

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