by Dave

Bungie has decided not to release Halo 3 on September 25th, to the disappointment of many gamers. They have opted to instead keep all of the pre-order money and just re release Halo with HD graphics, dubbed Halo HD. They had been saving this for a rainy day and the brown water is rising.

According to Chuck Merryman, spokesperson for Bungie, “Everyone at Bungie including myself has caught a massive case of highly contagious diarrhea, the game has been put..on..hold..until…oh no!” After several trips to the bathroom, he went on to say that Bungie intends on releasing the game in April after everyone is solid again and their facilities have been sterilized. Halo 3 is already giving everyone crap, no need for more.

The plus side, besides not having to visit the toilet every 5 minutes, you can get Halo HD for $40, instead of paying $60 for Halo 3. For those that want something a little extra you can still get all of the Halo 3 crap, the helmet you can’t wear, gym bag, deodorant, condoms, etc. for just $30 more. Be sure to to check out the all new Pepto-Halo 3 edition, a recently added sponsor. I wonder why.

Unless you feel like moving your 360 and TV into your bathroom, although some of you may have already, this is a good thing. On a side note, for the 360, WATER BAD! Bungie should be commended for being considerate enough not to infect over 1 million people with diarrhea.

Besides, April isn’t too far away, then again neither is your bathroom.

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