by Alex “SupaSlick” Shaw

I write this with a plasma rifle pointed at my head …as Master Chief himself, using all his military prowess and skill, has uncovered our secret SarcasticGamer.com headquarters! He’s got some changes he wants to make, and let me tell you … he’s got one bizarre sense of humor … OUCH! (sorry, he just hit my head with the muzzle.)It’s true! He’s standing over me, in true ominous Master Chief fashion. I know it’s really him because when I offered him a chair, he was only able to jump on top of it, or squat in front of it! Also, he won’t take off his mask, even though our A/C just broke. Weird.

OUCH!!! Ok, ok, … he wants me to tell you, our loyal and loving SarcasticGamer.com fans, that friday he’s taking over our usual FICTION FRIDAY topics. Believe it or not, he actually wants us to do nothing but make fun of him and Halo 3! Told you he’s weird … OW!

So anyway, with gamers foaming at the mouth for Tuesday’s monumental launch of Halo 3, we at SarcasticGamer.com would like to announce that friday… we will have an ALL HALO 3 FICTION FRIDAY!

Don’t miss our usual Fiction Friday hi-jinks but with a Halo 3 spin!

Ok Chief – can I go now? Chief? .. man he’s gone. Maybe it’s just the Halo 3 fever. Well, anyway, better not take any chances.

Hmm, in person his helmet really does look like a motocross helmet….Fiction Friday: Halo 3 Edition! All day friday right here at SarcasticGamer.com!

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